This week, in an attempt to sitr up absolutely no controversy whatsoever, John and El'Ahrai talk about that most milquetoast, unobjectionable, unanimous topic in the world:  religion!  Yes, it's the Top Five Religious-Themed Movies!  Plus!  Reviews of "Crazy Heart" and "Spectacular Spider-Man Vol. 6 and 7"!  This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.  You are wasting my time.