Well, it's that time of year again. No, not time to floss. It's time for John and El'Ahrai to reveal The Five Worst Movies of 2007! So strap in and prepare for the panoply of hate! Plus! Reviews of "I'm Not There" and "I Am Legend". Sharpen your knives--we have turtles to carve.

Sometimes, in life, one needs a do-over. A mulligan, as it were. Well, this week El'Ahrai and John use theirs to offer their Top 5 Things We Wish We'd Thought Of Earlier. Plus! Reviews of "Stardust" and "Atonement". Oh, I'm so OLD! Eloi! Eloi! Lama sabachthani?!

Hi, kids! Do you like violence? John and El'Ahrai do (well, John does, to a mildly--er, PROFOUNDLY--disturbing degree), and this week, they provide you with lists of their Top 5 Movies and Moments for Film Violence. Plus! Reviews of "The Evil Dead: Ultimate Edition" and "Gone Baby Gone". Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go stab myself some pizza.

Not every great film performance is given by a human. I mean, Mike Myers keeps getting work. Also, there are animals! This week, El'Ahrai and John reveal their lists of Top 5 Movies About Animals. Plus! Reviews of "The Mist" and "Blade Runner: The Final Cut". Do you think I'm an animal? Am I not?

There is a time and a place for stories with endings that are clearly guessable by the end of the first reel. Then most of us grow beyond the age of two, so we're looking for twist endings! This week, John and El'Ahrai give you their lists of their Top Five Twist Endings. Plus! Reviews of "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" and "Bee Movie". The twist ending here? John Doe is Keyser Soze, and he gets shot by Chris Cooper.

It's beginning to look a lot like...Gift Sets! Just in time for all your Black Friday needs, El'Ahrai and John provide you with lists of their Top 5 Gift Set ideas for this year. Come on, Collected Works of Ray Dennis Steckler! Plus! Reviews of "Live Free or Die Hard: Unrated" and "Fred Claus". All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. And 42 billion dollars.

Sometimes we go in expect greatness and get "Babel". But sometimes a movie will sneak up on you and give you a thrill you didn't see coming. This week, John and El'Ahrai provide lists of their Top 5 Pleasant Surprises. Plus! Reviews of "American Gangster" and "This Is England". This sentence no verb.

It's another round of "If We Ran Hollywood" as El'Ahrai and John discuss their lists of Top 5 Actor/Director/Writer Pairings We'd Like To See. Plus! Reviews of "Chinatown: Collectors Edition" and "Michael Clayton". Beware! Flaring tempers!

It's the most terrifying time of the year! No, not Secretary's Day, HALLOWEEN! To commemorate, John and El'Ahrai have handcrafted high-quality lists of their Top 5 Scares! Plus! Reviews of "30 Days of Night" and "Day Watch". BOO!

We can't be at the movies all the time. To fill the time while we wait for the lights to dim, we turn to books--about movies. This week, El'Ahrai and John provide you with lists of their Top 5 Movie Books. Plus! We revisit our exclusive interview with David Arquette, and have reviews of "Night of the Living Dead In 3-D" and "Lust, Caution". What missing week?

Well, they say that rock is dead, and they're probably right. Maybe it's because all the rock stars are trying to be actors! This week, John and El'Ahrai come up with lists of their Top 5 Movies and Performances Featuring Rock Stars. Plus! Reviews of "Wrong Turn 2" and "The Kingdom".

This week, John (a.k.a. Mr. Peabody) and El'Ahrai (a.k.a. his boy, Sherman) set the Wayback Machine for 1992! Thrill to the improbability of RoboCop references 5 years after the movie came out! Plus! Reviews of "Eastern Promises" and "The Other Side".

Food, glorious food! This week, John and El'Ahrai deliver finger-lickin' good lists of their Top 5 movies about food. Come on, "Good Burger"! Plus! Reviews of "3:10 to Yuma" and "Next". We've got fabulous prizes...

Man does not live on movies alone. Sometimes there are video games! Video games BASED ON movies! This week El'Ahrai and John develop lists of the Top 5 games based on movies, and one from each that sucks. Plus! Reviews of "Hatchet" and "Shoot 'Em Up". We've got fabulous prizes...

Weird weird weird movies are on the agenda for this episode. Surprisingly, the name "John Waters" does not come up. Maybe next time. Plus! Reviews of "Halloween" and "The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters". We've got fabulous prizes...

We're BAAAACK! The hiatus is over, and El'Ahrai and John have returned! To commemorate the return, they've come up with lists of the Top 5 Movies You Should Never Show New or Expecting Parents. Plus! Reviews of "The Invasion" and "No End in Sight". Didja miss us? We've got fabulous prizes...

We're going away for a little while. Find out why here! Happy birthday, Maggie!

Last time, we banished some to the cornfield. This time, John and El'Ahrai provide lists of their Top 5 Actresses They'd Like To See More Of! Plus: Reviews of "Hairspray" and "I Think I Love My Wife". Fear the hiatus!

We gave it to the guys last time, so this time around it's the girls' turn, as John and El'Ahrai provide lists of the Top 5 Actresses They'd Like To See Go Away! Plus: Reviews of "Joshua" and "Deliver Us From Evil". Fear the hiatus!

Some actors are respected, some actors are beloved...but there are some actors we just don't want to see any more. This week, El'Ahrai and John create lists of 5 Actors We Wish Would Just Go Away. Plus! Reviews of "License To Wed" and "Renaissance". Fear the hiatus!

The feature is only part of the moviegoing experience. To some, an equally important part is the trailers! This time around, El'Ahrai and John devise lists of their Top 5 Memorable Trailers. Plus! Reviews of "Sicko" and "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix". Fear the hiatus!

We're halfway through the year, so it's time for a little review. This week, John and El'Ahrai give their Top 5 Movies of 2007 (So Far). Will "Norbit" make the cut? Plus! Reviews of "Ratatouille" and "Transformers".

Sing! Sing a song! This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss their Top 5 Songs Written Specifically for Movies. Somehow "The Touch" just barely missed the cut for both. Plus: reviews of "Eagle Vs. Shark" and "Live Free or Die Hard".

It ain't lights, and it ain't camera--this week, John and El'Ahrai are all about ACTION! as they come up with lists of their Top 5 Action Movies. Plus reviews of "Paris, Je T'Aime" and "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer".

It's summer reruns time for everyone, so El'Ahrai and John take another swing at a previous show topic--that's right, it's "Hidden Gems II: Electic Boogaloo!" Plus: reviews of "Surf's Up and "Ocean's 13".