Well, it's that time of year again. No, not time to floss. It's time for John and El'Ahrai to reveal The Five Worst Movies of 2007! So strap in and prepare for the panoply of hate! Plus! Reviews of "I'm Not There" and "I Am Legend". Sharpen your knives--we have turtles to carve.

Sometimes, in life, one needs a do-over. A mulligan, as it were. Well, this week El'Ahrai and John use theirs to offer their Top 5 Things We Wish We'd Thought Of Earlier. Plus! Reviews of "Stardust" and "Atonement". Oh, I'm so OLD! Eloi! Eloi! Lama sabachthani?!

Hi, kids! Do you like violence? John and El'Ahrai do (well, John does, to a mildly--er, PROFOUNDLY--disturbing degree), and this week, they provide you with lists of their Top 5 Movies and Moments for Film Violence. Plus! Reviews of "The Evil Dead: Ultimate Edition" and "Gone Baby Gone". Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go stab myself some pizza.