There are characters that are beloved and we draw them to our bosom like a suckling child. Then there are those characters that we just want to pummel within an inch of their lives. This week, John and El'Ahrai formulate lists of their Top 5 Most Smackable Characters! Plus! Reviews of "Drillbit Taylor" and "Sweeney Todd"! Mark Renton is not so much a smackable character as one who has already experienced smack, right?

In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of the DISGUSTING. This week, El'Ahrai and John present you with their lists of the Top 5 Most Disgusting Things they've seen on screen. Where does "Norbit" fit in? Plus! Reviews of "Doomsday" and "The Bank Job"! WARNING: NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH!

THE EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW STRIKES BACK as El'Ahrai talks to Ryan Nicholson, writer/director of "Gutterballs"! Also, the boys provide you with lists of their Top 5 Animated Villains! Plus, reviews of "Charlie Bartlett" and "Gutterballs"! Who loves ya, baby?

Reviews of "The Signal" and "Persepolis". Other stuff, too. Go 'way. 'm sick. Do you want to get my plague?