AN...TICI...say it!...PATION! There are movies that are one-and-done, without the need for more story ("Saving Private Ryan", I'm looking in your direction). Then there are movies that whet you appetite for the next story! This week, John and El'Ahrai assemble their lists of Top 5 Movies That Get You Ready For The Sequel! Plus! Reviews of "Zombie Strippers" and "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"! AND! The boys announce their impending live appearance! Graham Crackers Comics Wheaton! Saturday, May 3! Do not miss it!

Bless them, audiences, for they have sinned. Sometimes very good directors can have very unfortunate influences. This time, El'Ahrai and John put together lists of their Top 5 Directors Who Have Something For Which They Must Answer. Plus! Reviews of "Street Kings" and "P2"! For me, actually, it is something with which up I SHALL put.

"BLOOD SCARAB"! Why, the very name conjures up images of blood. And scarabs. John and El'Ahrai had the chance to speak to much of the cast and crew of "Blood Scarab", and the results are here--that's right, it's another EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW-O-RAMA! Also this week, John and El'Ahrai establish their lists of the Top 5 Child Performances! Plus! Reviews of "Stop-Loss" and "Blood Scarab"! Whew. Too many words. I'm going back to bed.

This time around, John and El'Ahrai set the WABAC Machine for 1996! "Twister"! "Eraser"! "Ransom"! And actual good movies that aren't just semi-random single nouns! Plus! Reviews of "21" and "Tilt"! "Shine"! "Phenomenon"! Seriously, there's rather a lot of them.