With July 4th looming on the horizon, the time has come to review the annals of American History! This week, John and El'Ahrai ratify lists of their Top 5 Movies About American History! Come on, "The Green Berets"! Plus! Reviews of "Get Smart" and "Flakes"! Sadly, "American History X" does not qualify for this list. Nor do "American History I-IX".

Ah, movie posters. Without them, the walls of your local multiplex would be denuded of anything to prevent the realization that you have just paid a pretty penny to sit in the dark with a roomful of strangers. The best posters whet your appetite for films to come. This week, John and El'Ahrai list their Top Five Movie Posters. Plus! Reviews of "The Incredible Hulk" and "The Happening". GDPC RIP.

Certain elements of film will always be timeless, like stories of people falling in love, or stories of left-for-dead police officers being reborn as cyborgs and clearing the streets of Old Detroit. Then there are elements that have been done to death and can spend some time retired. This week El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of the Top Five Dveices We're Done With. PLUS! Reviews of "Kung Fu Panda" and "The Sitter". Whimsical gamine Parisians, there's a well that will never run dry.

There are good movies. There are bad movies. And then there are movies that are not good, but AWESOME! This week, John and El'Ahrai count down their lists of the Top 5 Movies That Are Not Good, But Awesome. PLUS! El'Ahrai interviews Tony Krantz, director of the upcoming DVD release "Otis"! BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Reviews of "Sex and the City" and "The Strangers" round out the week. Movies that are not awesome, but good, tend to have a much lower Nicolas Cage-to-difficult moral choices ratio.

Fight! Fight! Fight! In the blue corner, defending horror and surrealism, EL'AHRAI "BIG RABBIT" STANEK! And in the black corner, supporting overreaching ambition and cheap comedy, JOHN "ROBOFOP" ROBINSON! This week, our heroes take turns beating up on each other's sacred cows, with another edition of "How Could You BE So Wrong"! Plus! Reviews of "Semi-Pro" and "Young@Heart"! When titans such as these clash, will anything survive?