Confession is good for the soul. (Gel inserts for your shoes are good for the sole.) This week, John and El'Ahrai confess long-held secrets when they name the Top Five Movies They're Afraid To Admit They Haven't Seen! Plus! Reviews of "Ghost Town" and "Chapter 27"! So much great stuff these idiots have yet to see, but they take pride in the number of times they've cruised through the Final Destination trilogy...

They said it couldn't be done. Many said it SHOULDN'T be done. We did it anyway. ONE HUNDRED EPISODES! My word, that's a lotta RoboCop. This week John and El'Ahrai mark this milestone by reviewing their Top 5 Moments of the Harvey & Bob Show! Plus! Reviews of "Burn After Reading" and an assortment of direct-to-video horror! Thanks again to all of you for all your support. It's, like, meaningful and stuff. RIP DFW.

Noon. Level. Race car. Lisa Bonet ate no basil. 2002. This week, John and El'Ahrai set the WABAC machine for that palindromic year--yet somehow "xXx" doesn't get a mention. Plus! Reviews of "The House Bunny" and "Reno 911!: Miami: Bustin' Out Even More Edition"! Ask me nice, and one day, I'll tell you my Arnold Schwarzenegger palindrome...

The movie year can almost be separated into two distinct parts: The Fun Times (which primarily consist of February through August) and The Smart Times (roughly delineated as September through January). As we go barreling headlong into The Smart Times, this week John and El'Ahrai concoct lists of Five Anticipated Movies Through The End of the Year. Plus! Reviews of "Hamlet 2" and "Fox Horror Classics Vol. 2". The world may never know the full fury of the battle over who got to talk about "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" on this show...

Not everything works the first time--like the presidency of Grover Cleveland, for example. Similarly, there are some movies that need to be revisited before they can be fully appreciated. This week, El'Ahrai and John craft lists of Movies That Needed A Second Viewing! Plus! Reviews of "Death Race" and "Elegy". Of course, you could watch "The Happening" hundreds of times and it would never improve...