Some films age like fine wine. Some films, however, when you leave them on the shelf, turn to vinegar. This week, El'Ahrai and John go over their lists of Top 5 Movies That Have Not Aged Well. Plus! Reviews of "W." and "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead"! I have an excellent 1987 Old Detroit right here...

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes! This week, El'Ahrai and John give you their lists of the Top 5 Metamorphoses in Film. Also, we have an exclusive interview with Allan Kolman! Plus! Reviews of "Body of Lies" and "Anaconda 3: The Offspring"! My version of "The Metamorphosis" involves Officer Alex Murphy waking up to discover that he had transformed into pure awesome. Take that, Kafka!

No battle plan survives first contact with the enemy. Sometimes the casting of a movie is set, and something goes wrong. Studio pressure, actor exhaustion, sudden-onset lycanthropy, what have you. This week El'Ahrai and John reveal their Top Five Examples of Near-Miss Casting. Plus! Reviews of "Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist" and "Stuck"! I know I'm still waiting for Jim Belushi's "King Lear".