1982! Say it soft and it's almost like praying! This week, John and El'Ahrai hop in the WABAC machine and set course for that illustrious year, running down their top choices. Go "Beastmaster"! Plus! A Count/Pointercount review of "Terminator Salvation"! A four-alarm fire in downtown Moscow clears way for a glorious new tractor factory. And on the lighter side of the news, hundreds of Capitalists are soon to perish in Shuttle disaster.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Luckily, there are Samuel L. Jackson movies to carry us through such dark times. This week El'Ahrai and John look back through Sam L.'s career, picking from the many highlights. Plus! Reviews of "17 Again" and "Black Hollywood: Blaxploitation and Advancing Independent Black Cinema"! Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newport and drank three vodka tonics.

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Put a bunch of possibly high-strung individuals in a room, pour alcohol on the situation, and sure enough, violence just might happen. This week, John and El'Ahrai designate the Top Five Movie Characters They Would Want On Their Side In A Bar Fight. Donny Karabotsos is surprisingly underreprsented. Plus! A Count/Pointercount review of "Star Trek"! It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

The legend says that once a year, they venture out into daylight, outside of their screening rooms and basements. The legend...is TRUE! Yes, it's the annual Free Comic Book Day Live Broadcast of The Harvey and Bob Show, recorded at Graham Crackers Comics in Wheaton. This week, El'Ahrai and John give you their list of Top 5 Unused Comic Book Movie Villains! Plus! A patented Count/Pointercount review of "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"! Beware of all enterprises which require new clothes.