Not everyone gets John Cazale's career, debuting in a beloved all-time classic. Usually there's a lot of struggle to early roles, and this week El'Ahrai and John go over their choices for the Top 5 Inauspicious Acting Debuts! Plus! Reviews of "Dead Snow" and "The Hurt Locker"! You put that thing on the 11 o'clock news and by midnight you'll have the biggest riot in history. They'll see the smoke from Canada.

Fire up the WABAC machine! Destination: 1999! This week, John and El'Ahrai go over that lofty age of boy bands and Y2K paranoia. Plus! Dueling reviews of both "Brüno" and "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"! Brad, for 14 years I've been a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is if I start firebombing.

The boys review the long, storied career of Dan Aykroyd this week. Well, they try. It turns out to be nothing but trouble. Plus! Reviews of "Whatever Works" and "Sinner"! Now let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things that clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now, you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private Hell.

2009 is halfway done. What was your favorite moment? I mean, besides that one. And everyone's picking that one. Come on, be original. Anyway, this week El'Ahrai counts down the Five Worst Movies of 2009 so far, and John counts down the Five Best! On both lists: "Ghosts of Girlfriends Past". Plus! Reviews of "Public Enemies" and "Children of the Corn"! We use a large vibrating egg.