When bad things happen to good concepts: this week El'Ahrai and John review their Top 5 Projects Trapped in Development Hell. You know, like technology that puts a human mind in the body of a giant blue alien. Something could be done with that, in the right hands. Never happen, though... Plus! Reviews of "Thirst" and "Band Slam"! I don't know about homicide, but you've definitely got me for raising my voice in a public library.

The presence of great actors does not always guarantee a great film. Indeed, at times the opposite is true. This week, John and El'Ahrai run down their lists of Top 5 Bad Performances From Great Actors. Plus! Reviews of "G. I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" and "Tyson"! Insane asylums are filled with people who think they're Jesus or Satan. Very few have delusions of being a guy down the block who works for an insurance company.

To mangle Dr. Johnson: "Some movies are like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all." This week, El'Ahrai and John discuss their Top Five Movies The Never Expected To See! Plus! Reviews of "Funny People" and "Irene in Time"! Let me give you a piece of advice. Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple. They're the bad guys.

Career retrospective time again! This week, John and El'Ahrai delve into the career of none other than Jodie Foster, with particular attention paid to "Catchfire", aka "Backtrack". Plus! Reviews of "500 Days of Summer" and "Miss March"! Well, I suppose it would be, how did you do it? How did you evolve, how did you survive this technological adolescence without destroying yourself?