Some series know when to end gracefully. Of course, that would make for boring discussion, so this week John and El'Ahrai talk about their Top 5 Series That Went On Too Long. Plus! Reviews of "Where The Wild Things Are", "Stan Helsing", AND "Paranormal Activity"! I guess I just figured, why make something disposable like a building when you can make something that lasts forever, like a greeting card?

Well, yippie-ki-yay. This week, El'Ahrai and John take a look at the oeuvre of noted hairpiece enthusaist Bruce Willis. Thrill to the erudite dissection of "Mercury Rising"! Plus! Reviews of "Couples Retreat" and "The Landlord"! Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.

This week John and El'Ahrai kick off what might be a series of shows: Movies About Cities. (Of course, with these two, who knows what will actually happen.) For their first go-round, the subject is Los Angeles! Never outside a Bill Simmons column will you find a more passionate discussion of "The Karate Kid Part III". Plus! Reviews of "The Invention of Lying", "Staunton Hill", AND "Zombieland"! You know why he wears short sleeves? So they can see he's got nothing stashed. I hope that never becomes the fashion.

Great films hint at the motivations and beliefs of ther makers. By that token, the movies El'Ahrai and John talk about this week aren't great, because they SHOUT their THOUGHTS like streetcorner evangelists. Yes, it's the Top 5 Preachiest Films! Plus! Reviews of "Surrogates" and "Trick R Treat"! I was jealous of other men in her design department. I became convinced that she was going to leave me for one of them. Then she left me for one of them.