In the words of ther philosopher, "Nothing exceeds like excess". This week, El'Ahrai and John talk about their Top Five Films In The Field of Excess! Let's hope for lengthy discourse on the voluptuous horror that is "Rainbow Brite: The Movie". Plus! Reviews of "The Wolfman" and "Mr. Right"! Good-looking people don't have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we're smarter.

This week, in an attempt to sitr up absolutely no controversy whatsoever, John and El'Ahrai talk about that most milquetoast, unobjectionable, unanimous topic in the world:  religion!  Yes, it's the Top Five Religious-Themed Movies!  Plus!  Reviews of "Crazy Heart" and "Spectacular Spider-Man Vol. 6 and 7"!  This is the most uncomfortable coffin I've ever been in.  You are wasting my time.

And they called us maaad at the Academy! Well, maybe not mad, but disappointed that these titles didn't get mentioned--this week, El'Ahrai and John reveal their lists of the Top 5 Things That Should Have Been Oscar-Nominated!  Plus!  Reviews of "Edge of Darkness" and "Maneater"!  How did I end up with a kid on the other end of the political spectrum?  How did I fail?  Steffi, get me a copy of my will... and an eraser.

Strap into the WABAC machine!  Our destination:  1985!  Discover why our time machine is better than Doc Brown's!  Plus!  Reviews of "A Single Man" and "Legion"!  You could always get the truth from Tommy.  That was one of his major weaknesses.  He never told lies, he never took drugs, and he never cheated on anyone.