Heeeeeeeere's, as they say, Johnny!  This week, the career retrospective spotlight falls on none other than Jack Nicholson.  Thrill as El'Ahrai and John spend hours upon hours dissecting Jack's performance in "The Rebel Rousers", plus other, more obscure works.  Plus!  Reviews of "Robin Hood" and "The Human Centipede (First Sequence)"!  Heineken?  Why, it's the finest beer in the world!  President Kennedy used to drink it!

Talent, like a mind or ice cream, is a terrible thing to waste.  Unfortunately, there have been some significant wastes of talent in the movie business over the years, and this week, John and El'Ahrai tell of the Top Five Biggest Wastes of Talent.  Plus!  Reviews of "A Nightmare on Elm Street", "The Losers", and "The New Daughter".  Ah, think of the suffering you're gonna miss.  I mean high school?  High school--those are your prime suffering years.  You don't get better suffering than that.

Air travel!  When it's not thwarted by moody Nordic volcanoes, it allows people to move around the planet at nearly ludicrous speeds, and while doing so, those people often watch movies.  This week, El'Ahrai and John go over their lists of the Top 5 Worst Possible In-Flight Movies--with special repeated insults to "Did You Hear About The Morgans?"!  Plus!  Reviews of "Iron Man 2" and "The Tooth Fairy"!  Jane!  Get me off this crazy thing...called love.